In the words of @lululeninn “CHARGE!!! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!”
You may not know there’s actually a lot of brown in that fur if you haven’t been around a lot of black cats. Bigby has been selfless enough to lay in the sun for you all to see better! He’s nice like that
Oh and here’s Eddie who loves being all up in his brother’s space 😂
Frodo’s a nepo baby when you think about it but like for sucky things. That’s your uncle’s evil ring? That’s your uncle’s wizard that took you on an adventure? That’s your uncle’s feud with a homicidal gremlin man that’s after your uncle’s ring? Great
Image description: A panel from the webcomic Girl Genius. In it, Gil pours Tarvek a drink, looking concerned. Tarvek, sitting in an armchair, looks shocked.
Gil: What? How?
Tarvek: How does he do anything?! (bolded and italicized)
Gil: I've always assumed that he's so annoying, reality tries to avoid him.
Tarvek: I can believe that! (Bolded and italicized)
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This isn't my new favorite panel but it's definitely going up there with "HATE! Hate and drugs! Lovely, lovely drugs!"
Meet my boy Nux. He was abandoned at the vet with no chip, a broken leg and a funky nose. He feels better now. Witness him
THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS
I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS
THE BATS CAN ONLY DO CALCULUS IN ONE DIRECTION
behold, the Calculus Bats
tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats
Sometimes the bakery stall that's been selling top tier muffins and bread for years all of a sudden has an entire table dedicated to moss balls wearing little hats. and the correct response to that is "okay! happy for you!"
The mayor installed a scary clown next to the lava pit
"Memento Mori", German Mammoth ivory skeleton - second half of the 18th century
I love a memento Mori made out of real bone
this isn’t a new or hot take or anything but the current trend of people just recording strangers in public is so fucking annoying and low key terrifying. the fact that someone can decide that i’m moving weird at the grocery store and record a video of me and get it reposted by barstool sports or whatever on tiktok makes me want to maul someone
If you record me against my will for a TikTok, I should be allowed to smack that phone out of your hand and stomp it to dust.